7 May -
Kevin, stop teasing me. That was years ago.
Thank you once again for all of the attention, and especially for the gifts. If I eat one more marshmallow pie, I’m going to burst.
Time to think about heading back into the studio. That last trip was very difficult; I think that the kids that they selected to play me were overdoing it a little. Every one of them somehow thought that I had a lisp and a limp. And I didn’t appreciate that there were two girls. I mean, I see the resemblance, but the joke was in bad taste.
That’s all for today; the pain comes and goes and leaves me tired. No online slots for me tonight, I think.
9 May -
I didn’t write at all yesterday because I think I have a girlfriend. I’m not sure, because I’ve always been kind of bad at reading body language and picking up on subtle clues and things like that, but I’m pretty sure, anyway. I mean, how can you mistake something like that?
They told me not to mention it because some of you might like me less if you thought that you couldn’t be my girlfriend. That’s just silly, right?
10 May -
Oops, I guess I was wrong. She’s not my girlfriend after all. I don’t know what she was doing yesterday.
I guess I don’t really understand boys and girls and the whole romance and sex thing like I thought I did. If only it were as easy to understand as my online casino USA. If only the whole world was. I mean, it’s confusing, right?
Well, I still have all of you. I appreciate that you all haven’t been pestering me with comments and questions like right after my accident. For a while, not an hour would go by without an email, a tweet, and so on. Now entire days pass in blessed silence. It shows that you’re all so considerate, when I just know you’re jumping out of your skins to find out when I’m going to be making more music.